Stephen Colbert “Flaccid with Rage” over iPhone

Posted by: Michael on Jan 12, 2007

From Last Night’s edition of “The Colbert Report”…


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kirk

January 12th, 2007 at 6:34 pm

If jokes end with references to Poop, Pee, Genitals, Porn, and Swearing, then its The Colbert Report!

Stupid, stupid show.

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Jim

January 12th, 2007 at 6:48 pm

Don’t forget old ladies falling down, that’s a hallmark!

/someone’s butt is sore

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Mike G

January 12th, 2007 at 6:59 pm

Um I think the Colbert Report writing is some of the more intellectually oriented humor on television, usually quite funny stuff.

I don’t know what show you like better, Captain Kirk, certainly can’t be Mad TV or Saturday Night Live, those shows suck much worse. At least Colbert acknowledges the arrival of the 21st century and recent trends.

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fluff

January 12th, 2007 at 7:22 pm

Tosser!

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gus mueller

January 12th, 2007 at 7:28 pm

did you morons even watch the video? or did you just hear about it on the O’Reilly Factor (for you nerds in the audience, that’s not by the folks who bring you the programming books with animals on the cover)

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AhmedF

January 12th, 2007 at 7:34 pm

Hehehe the random blind hate/anger/jealousy.

Funny funny stuff.

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matt

January 12th, 2007 at 7:35 pm

He has some funny views, but he is just doing stuff for a laugh, and he can go suck jesus’s ballls for all i care.

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Robert L.

January 12th, 2007 at 7:37 pm

One of the smartest, funniest things on.

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jarjar

January 12th, 2007 at 7:39 pm

Only stupid, stupid people find the Colbert Report to be a stupid, stupid show… it’s quite a good litmus test, actually. That and thinking Rush “Oxycontin” Limbaugh is worth listening to.

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billybarty

January 12th, 2007 at 7:55 pm

Ignore him, that was the evil Captain Kirk. The numbskull dittohead didn’t watch it.

[…] On even less exciting news I went to the Improv in downtown Chuck last weekend. It was a pretty decent set for local players. Although sadly they didn’t take my suggestion of “Killing a Drifter!” when they asked the audience for a common experience to base a sketch off. The whole cast actually repeated what I had said in unison in a shocked tone. Then I saw the main actor mutter wow… Then my tampon fell out of my purse in front of the whole class and my crush picked up it, I was absolutely mortified. Anyway, while down there I noticed the chair in front of me was sponsored by Stephen Colbert, a native of the chuck. […]

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capitan misantropo

January 12th, 2007 at 8:32 pm

KIRK, shut up and stick your head back into O’Reilly’s over-stretched rectum.

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Biff PimpleNeck

January 12th, 2007 at 9:09 pm

Colbert is awesome. Kirk is willingly ignorant.

http://www.wallpaperdojo.com

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Red/Brian » scooped

January 12th, 2007 at 9:14 pm

[…] I’ve been there, deep in this shit, and it is no picnic.” […]

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mike

January 12th, 2007 at 9:25 pm

Nice. Free advertising for Apple.. They just can’t miss.

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Rudd-O

January 12th, 2007 at 10:16 pm

Flash video doesn’t work here. Text on video controls just doesn’t appear. Maybe the flash app is demanding a typeface I don’t have installed on my Linux system.

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January 12th, 2007 at 11:04 pm

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January 13th, 2007 at 12:36 am

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January 13th, 2007 at 2:26 am

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January 13th, 2007 at 5:03 am

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George Washington

January 13th, 2007 at 5:34 am

Kirk you’re a disgrace to humanity. Please do the right thing and end it all now. Regards, The father of this great nation, George.

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bob

January 13th, 2007 at 9:24 am

if you meataxes actualy listen you will see that he is pro mac, and anti jesus which is bad…he should be pro swartzenager

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Veritas

January 13th, 2007 at 9:30 am

Kirk is retarded. That’s a fact.

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Brian Steele

January 13th, 2007 at 12:54 pm

i love this guy, hes hilarious.

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January 13th, 2007 at 4:49 pm

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cellswapper

January 13th, 2007 at 6:39 pm

“I already use Cingular so it will be easy…”

What if you are stuck under contract with a provider other than Cingular, but still want a iPhone? Well, check this out:

http://www.cellswapper.com

Just launched to general public and are now the unofficial way of getting an iPhone… if you are stuck under contract with a carrier other than Cingular that is. :)

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January 14th, 2007 at 12:34 am

[…] OK, so I’m one of the millions of geeks that, as Stephen Colbert put it (see my next post about him mentioning Woz and Segway Polo), got “wood” over Apple’s new iPhone. There’s a lot to love about this phone based on Steve Job’s introduction at MacWorld 2007. The best thing is that it runs OS X. I’m a Mac fan and have had a Mac since 1990. I think that OS X is one of the most solid, secure operating systems available today and to have it on a portable device is amazing. I also like that the various applications are the same as the one’s you’d find on your Mac at home; You browse real webpages on a real web browser, not WAP pages, you get your mail with a mail client that works just like the one on my Mac. I love the screen. I haven’t seen it in person but from everything I’ve heard it’s beautiful. […]

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Ari

January 14th, 2007 at 2:30 am

*Whoosh*
That was the sound of the jokes going over the heads of the majority of you.

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Zerp

January 14th, 2007 at 7:13 pm

OMG Colbert is the funniest damn person on tv, I also love how he always covers the newest stuff great show.

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nick

January 14th, 2007 at 10:51 pm

im sure you’re never going to read this but this is for captain kirk up there. i believe there was only one joke that ended with “references to Poop, Pee, Genitals, Porn, and Swearing” and he said pornography. get a life and grow up man, try to educate yourself a little and realize there’s more than just fart jokes moron. you completely miss the point of the show.

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BrianBehrend.com

January 15th, 2007 at 12:16 am

I am “Flaccid with Rage” over the iPhone…

Okay, I’m actually quite excited about the iPhone but Stephen Colbert gives Apple the dreaded double finger wag for the iPhone announcement. “The iPhone has given the nerd community it’s hardest collective wood since Princess Leia wore a bronze biki…

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Andre

January 15th, 2007 at 3:34 am

What a loser.

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bracey

January 15th, 2007 at 2:22 pm

He’s neither funny nor annoying, very middle of the road. Well that clip anyways, first time i’ve seen him.

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paul

January 15th, 2007 at 5:41 pm

Colbert Report is definately not stupid. A humorous take on the otherwise boring world of politics. If anything he is doing a public service by bringing to light stories/situations the youth would otherwise no nothing about.

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January 24th, 2007 at 10:50 am

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Elvis Presley

February 3rd, 2007 at 7:54 pm

Steve Jobs is an arrognat prick, and he can’t stick his Made In Chinese Slave Labor Sweatshop iPhone (ripped off TM) up his Limousine Liberal Arse.

Love ya Steve Colbert!

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May 21st, 2007 at 8:14 am

so… i guess the video is unavailable…

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