Well, it’s official. Put aside your shiny coins and get ready to exchange them for a fancy piece of hardware, because the Wall Street Journal is reporting that the new Apple tablet device is coming out in March.  Of course, the article is pretty vague: 10-11 inch touch screen, two different material finishes, and as of right now, nothing is set in stone.

Riiiight.

Look, I’ve said it before, but there’s one person who knows 100% what’s going on later this month, and that’s Steve Jobs. Sure, there’s some speculation going on right now, but until I see a black turtleneck on a stage in California, I’m just not going to believe any of this hype. Tell me it’s made of gold, that it networks with the minds of frogs and that it also creates gold via a special money printer, I’m just going to take this with a huge grain of salt until we get the official word from Apple.

That said, I guarantee that this isn’t my last iTablet/iSlate/Magic Tablet post this month, and most likely, this week.