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Adult swim presents the “Amateur Surgeon Christmas Edition” App
A mid-air collision results in a reindeer being sucked into Dr. Alan Probe’s private jet’s engine, causing a bloody mess at the North Pole! The surgeon’s services are needed to scalpel his way to Santa, or else there will be no Christmas!
The ingenious makers at the adult swim games division have come up with [...]
“Beautiful Boobs” is the 2nd Most Downloaded Free App
Well they really do have an App for everything on the iPhone! Never mind how I found the “Beautiful Boobs” application, which has become a staple of the Top Ten Free Downloads in the Apple Store, just believe me when I tell you that I found it…
Traversing this simple application one finds that there [...]
Avoid the Car Crash Play With the “Traffic Rush” App
The trick is that the busy traffic moves at different speeds, and quite like New York drivers, the vehicle drivers in the game are completely inconsiderate toward one another, and will not slow down even if it means running someone off of the road.
“KickMap” App Makes the New York City Subway Trains Catchable
Let’s hypothetically say that the subway is a dank underground dungeon housing miles of impregnable track that one must follow amidst confusing labyrinths, which lie beneath the concrete castles of New York City, in order to get anywhere.
Well that’s New York, and its useful, necessary and intricate underground train system, the subway, is a mystery [...]
Moo an IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Cows in Space” App
“In a failed galactic operation, the cows of earth have ended up floating around in space!” The “Cows in Space” App is free for a limited time!
Somehow the U.S. government has accidentally fired and lost all of the earth’s cows; the source of tasty burgers and filet mignon steaks are all encapsulated in oxygen [...]
The “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab” App Needs to Return to the Lab
The current number nine in the “Top Downloaded” free applications list from the App Store is “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab,” and it is the worst thing Apple has ever approved!
Though it may appear harmless, or possibly even potentially entertaining to fans of the rap star, 50 cent, there can be [...]
IMPULSIVE REVIEW of Star Wars “Lightsaber” App
“No Luke…I am your father,” said Darth Vader to the distraught and hysterical Luke Skywalker. How did they get to this point? Well with a bloody good, kick-ass Lightsaber battle, of course!
Free from the Apple Store is the Star Wars “Lightsaber” application. Boot up the epic program and pick from Darth Vader, [...]
The Sonos “ZonePlayer S5″ Lays Claim to Revolutionizing Home Audio
Sonos has just announced the upcoming release of the Sonos “ZonePlayer S5,” an all-in-one wireless music system that functions with the iPhone via a free “Sonos Controller” App. Could this revolutionize the way we listen to music?
The “S5,” due out in late October, transcends the idea of the traditional iPod (or iPhone) “dock” [...]
IMPULSIVE REVIEW of the Game “Boxed In”
Must…get…out…of…the…ROOM! For an addictive addition to the iPhone look no further than the “Boxed In” App. This application is free on the iPhone, is one of the simplest 2-D games available, and it is one of the most fun.
Based around the ancient computer game Sokoban, which was allegedly written in Sanskrit, this newer [...]
IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Ms. PAC-MAN” App
Sensationally sexy, Ms. PAC-MAN! The application “Ms. PAC-MAN” is one of those rare addictive and insatiable games that are offered on the iPhone, and worth paying for. For $2.99, the full version App is available, and highly recommended.
Although there is a “Lite” version of “Ms. PAC-MAN” available to download on the iPhone for [...]
