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Let’s hypothetically say that the subway is a dank underground dungeon housing miles of impregnable track that one must follow amidst confusing labyrinths, which lie beneath the concrete castles of New York City, in order to get anywhere. Well that’s New York, and its useful, necessary and intricate underground train system, the subway, is a
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“KickMap†App Makes the New York City Subway Trains Catchable
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It’s generally not advisable to use these when underwater, but the sheer geek thrill of being able to listen to music while you’re swimming is orgasmic. It can be done, for a price, and that’s adding a huge bulk to your dive equipment. I’m referring to the complete H20 Audio iDive 300 — a huge
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H20 Audio’s iDive 300: Ultimate iPod Underwater Casing
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“In a failed galactic operation, the cows of earth have ended up floating around in space!†The “Cows in Space†App is free for a limited time! Somehow the U.S. government has accidentally fired and lost all of the earth’s cows; the source of tasty burgers and filet mignon steaks are all encapsulated in oxygen
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Moo an IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Cows in Space†App
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The current number nine in the “Top Downloaded†free applications list from the App Store is “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab,†and it is the worst thing Apple has ever approved! Though it may appear harmless, or possibly even potentially entertaining to fans of the rap star, 50 cent, there can be no
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The “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab†App Needs to Return to the Lab
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When the iPod was first introduced, it was just another MP3 player in a field of other models. But through iTunes and creative marketing, the iPod took off and the world was changed as we know it. Ever since it became popular, people have been trying to figure out a way to hook their iPod
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Apple and Your Car
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“No Luke…I am your father,†said Darth Vader to the distraught and hysterical Luke Skywalker. How did they get to this point? Well with a bloody good, kick-ass Lightsaber battle, of course! Free from the Apple Store is the Star Wars “Lightsaber†application. Boot up the epic program and pick from Darth Vader, the evil
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IMPULSIVE REVIEW of Star Wars “Lightsaber†App
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“I’ll have the…no that fish is poisonous…wait that one is endangered,†said the knowledgeable seafood customer. The waiter was most impressed with the respectful way in which the seafood connoisseur conducted business, and the result was that the customer enjoyed the succulent Caribbean spiny lobster, that had been flown in from Florida. If seafood is
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IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Seafood Watch†Application
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Fire! Defend! Plant numerous war towers to expel alien invaders trying to abduct your flock of sheep for their twisted experiments. Sound like an alien-shooting-good-time…well it is! “TowerMadness Zero” is a complete version that is free for the iPhone. Immerse the iPhone in a 3-D overhead view of a farm bordered by woods and two
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IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “TowerMadness Zero†for iPhone Defense
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Well it was another typical romance: girl sees guy’s writing over internet; girl falls madly in love with his words; girl tracks guy down on Facebook to start an engaging electronic penpal/email relationship…only problem was that she was in London…he was in New York! Welcome to the “City Time†App. The free application for the
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IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “City Time Lite†App
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Physics geeks this one’s for you! The “Perfect Balance: Lost Trials†Game application for the iPhone involves puzzling situations where shapes must be placed on geometric objects so that they do not fall off of the screen. An engineered gravity is in place, and triangles, circles, squares, and other strange non-symmetrical shapes are picked up
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IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Perfect Balance: Lost Trials†App
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