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Magic 8-Ball Says: iPhone/iTablet Rumor round-up

Magic 8-Ball Says: iPhone/iTablet Rumor round-up
Pipar Jaffary is at it again. These companies love to talk about Apple, and predict what’s going to happen in the future. They do this a lot – and its rarely accurate. Doesn’t stop them from coming up with stuff off the top of their heads though. It seems like these analysts, who admittedly used Read more…

HUMOR: Top 5 Possible Steve Jobs Successors

HUMOR: Top 5 Possible Steve Jobs Successors
There has been a lot of talk of who might run Apple after Steve Jobs today, after a shareholder meeting yesterday afternoon. After thinking about it myself this morning I have come to one conclusion…finding a Successor for Steve Jobs is going to be no easy task. In fact, his run as CEO at Apple Read more…

Printable Apple Valentine’s Day Cards

Printable Apple Valentine’s Day Cards
It’s Valentine’s Day, and last night I was walking through a store looking at all the extremely sappy, and otherwise stupid Valentine’s Day cards – and an idea struck me – what if I made some extremely sappy or otherwise stupid Apple themed Valentine’s Day cards? I mean, come on, if you’ve waited till the Read more…

Is this Val Kilmer or Steve Wozniak?

Is this Val Kilmer or Steve Wozniak?
I was posting another Knight Rider related story over at TV Jab – and it became necessary for me to find a picture of Val Kilmer (since he has replaced Will Arnett as the voice of KITT in the series) – and low and behold, look what I found: You throw just a little more Read more…

YouTube Find: Mad TV’s iPod Nano commercial Parody

MadTV is not a funny show. It’s just plain not. I haven’t found anything funny about the show since the first few seasons back in the 90s. Still, they recently got an Internet boost with their iRack sketch, and they’re back to do another Apple parody that while basically bashing the company throughout the entire Read more…

Worst. iPhone Knockoff. Ever.

Worst. iPhone Knockoff. Ever.
There are bad knock off of the iPhone – and there are REALLY bad iPhone knocks…and this one is the worst one I’ve ever seen. This poor phone started off its life as a Sony Ericsson Walkman W52S slider. One dedicated Apple fanboy later, and BOOM – it’s an iPhone Frankenstein that shouldn’t exist – Read more…

YouTube Find: ZunePhone Ad

I think this is has been online for a while, but it just made its way around to me, so I’m posting it now. It’s a very funny parody of what the ZunePhone from Microsoft might look like. I think I laughed the loudest at the release dates at the end. Enjoy. Read more…

Woman leaves Lawyer for iPhone on “Boston Legal”

Woman leaves Lawyer for iPhone on “Boston Legal”
Yeah, I can’t believe I’m typing that headline either. While watching “Boston Legal” last night I was very surprised to find that Jerry, the lawyer with asperger’s syndrome on the show was dumped by his girlfriend who has objectophilia. She left him for an iPhone. Because they’re “sexy”. right. Read more…

YouTube Find: Will Ferrell as Santa Claus in “Switch” Ad

At the height of the “switch” ads one of my favorite comedians, Will Ferrell, made several “switch” parody ads. I’ve run one or two of them before, but the Santa ads are my favorite. Continuing the Christmas theme of the day thus far, I present, Will Ferrell as Santa… Read more…

YouTube Find: Will Ferrell “Switch” Ad

While looking up videos related to the upcoming “Walk Hard” movie, I stumbled across some videos that I had forgotten about. There was a series of Apple “switch” ads that featured Will Ferrell. Some as himself, others as Santa Claus. I’ll probably post them all eventually, but you can check out the first one I Read more…
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