“WHAC-A-MOLE: Whacky Xmas” App Review

As the snow drifts reach five feet standing, the carolers remain horribly out of tune and the line at the post office wraps around the building as if it were a bright green gift box, there are still things about the holiday season meant to cheer people up: “WHAC-A-MOLE!” In the St. Nick of time, […]

Adult swim presents the “Amateur Surgeon Christmas Edition” App

A mid-air collision results in a reindeer being sucked into Dr. Alan Probe’s private jet’s engine, causing a bloody mess at the North Pole! The surgeon’s services are needed to scalpel his way to Santa, or else there will be no Christmas! The ingenious makers at the adult swim games division have come up with […]

Avoid the Car Crash Play With the “Traffic Rush” App

The trick is that the busy traffic moves at different speeds, and quite like New York drivers, the vehicle drivers in the game are completely inconsiderate toward one another, and will not slow down even if it means running someone off of the road.

Moo an IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Cows in Space” App

“In a failed galactic operation, the cows of earth have ended up floating around in space!” The “Cows in Space” App is free for a limited time! Somehow the U.S. government has accidentally fired and lost all of the earth’s cows; the source of tasty burgers and filet mignon steaks are all encapsulated in oxygen […]

The “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab” App Needs to Return to the Lab

The current number nine in the “Top Downloaded” free applications list from the App Store is “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab,” and it is the worst thing Apple has ever approved! Though it may appear harmless, or possibly even potentially entertaining to fans of the rap star, 50 cent, there can be no […]

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of Star Wars “Lightsaber” App

“No Luke…I am your father,” said Darth Vader to the distraught and hysterical Luke Skywalker. How did they get to this point? Well with a bloody good, kick-ass Lightsaber battle, of course! Free from the Apple Store is the Star Wars “Lightsaber” application. Boot up the epic program and pick from Darth Vader, the evil […]

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “TowerMadness Zero” for iPhone Defense

Fire! Defend! Plant numerous war towers to expel alien invaders trying to abduct your flock of sheep for their twisted experiments. Sound like an alien-shooting-good-time…well it is! “TowerMadness Zero” is a complete version that is free for the iPhone. Immerse the iPhone in a 3-D overhead view of a farm bordered by woods and two […]

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Perfect Balance: Lost Trials” App

Physics geeks this one’s for you! The “Perfect Balance: Lost Trials” Game application for the iPhone involves puzzling situations where shapes must be placed on geometric objects so that they do not fall off of the screen. An engineered gravity is in place, and triangles, circles, squares, and other strange non-symmetrical shapes are picked up […]

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “iDropDead FE” App

The “iDropDead FE” application for the iPhone is a game involving the brutal beating, dismembering, breaking and decapitating of cartoon bear rag-dolls. The physics puzzle game appeals to a certain taste, as one must smartly choose which flick of a thumb will send the cartoon bear on a path to shred its body as much […]

Get “Boxed In 2” an IMPULSIVE REVIEW

Pick up an iPhone and get “Boxed In 2” for just $.99. The full version of the “Boxed In” sequel is packed to the gills with 50 more levels of box-moving madness! Soon to be a #1 seller in Apple’s App Store, “Boxed In 2” is an amazing array of everyone’s favorite box-moving robot at […]