â€œThereâ€™s only two ways this can endâ€¦and in both of themâ€¦you die,â€ says the infamous voice of Duke Nukem. “So many babes…so little time.”
The free â€œDuke Nukemâ€ application [iTunes link] for the iPhone is one of the greatest spectacles to ever emerge to trample eardrums! The â€œDuke Nukemâ€ video game franchise is legend, and now with the Duke coming to download on X-Box and Playstation a new generation is becoming versed in the ultimate badass!
Sure the fabled â€œDuke Nukem Foreverâ€ game has been in limbo for eleven years (and counting). Sure the audience that remembers fondly the sneering hope for humanity as being a flattop wearing bulk of a man with a ridiculous arsenal and a loud voice are now in their mid-twenties and up. But this is the Duke.
No one has a more recognizable voice, except maybe Mario. But Mario does not threaten: â€œIâ€™ll rip your head off and sh*t down your neck.â€ The Duke epitomized gameplay for achieving mindless on-screen violence to live out tag and have fun. The catchphrases and quips, threats and jokes were the best part of the Duke.
Welcome the â€œDuke Nukemâ€ App. None other than Duke Nukem himself does this soundboard application! There are dozens of Dukeâ€™s favorite sayings, like â€œMy gunâ€™s bigger than yours,â€ from all of his video games and the App is conveniently organized into Taunt, Threat, Funny, Die/Kill, Idle, Rare, Curse and many others.
It just does not get any better than this â€œDuke Nukemâ€ App. â€œHail to the king, baby!â€
IMPULSIVE Review Grade: A+