There are some days that I feel like a very important person. Today, is not one of those days.
That’s because out there, in the wilds of journalism land, people are receiving invitations from Apple to: “Come see our latest creation.” Who got those invites you might ask?
And me? The guy who makes the fancy Unicorn Tablet graphic? Zilch. Nada. Zero. So while others are off in Cupertino, playing with whatever shiny new Toy Mr. Jobs has come up with, I’ll be at home, scotch in hand, drying my tears with a shammy made from Unicorn hide.
Or I could be in line at the Apple Store. Who knows!
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