Archive for the ‘Humor’ Category
Philosoraptor App is a Dino Guru for the iPhone
“If rhino horn is an aphrodisiac, how come rhinos are nearly extinct?”
“If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?”
These are just two insights posted by the famous Philosoraptor. Take the infamous star of the “Jurassic Park” movie trilogy and provide her with the microphone as the “Philosoraptor” App for the iPhone [...]
Filed Under Funny: Cracked Magazine’s 5 Reasons You Should be Scared of Apple
I did a little bit of stand-up about 5 years ago. For a year or so, I did some local gigs, performed at some horrible bars, and never got paid for a bit of it. I had a bunch of fun, but I decided I’d rather be snarky in print or online instead.
Cracked has a [...]
What App Riddles the iPhone?
Read the answer to many intriguing questions in the free “Riddles” application for the iPhone. Hours of intelligent and, at times hilarious, fun can be perused with swipes on the screen.
“A certain crime is punishable if attempted but not punishable if committed. What is it? –babblingbrooke
“Answer: suicide.”
This composition of millions of riddles [...]
Have Your Mac and Eat it Too
I’ve mentioned before that aside from being an Apple fangirl, I’m a baker- which explains this little collection of photos I want to share with you. These are, without a doubt, the sweetest Macs ever- nine of my favorite Apple “products” in cupcake and cake form:
Sweet 16 Macbook
What Twilight-loving, Robert Pattinson-obsessed sixteen year old wouldn’t [...]
Sex Jokes Free App Turns Up the Laughs
“How do you make five pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it.”
The iPhone can become a stand up comedian with the “Sex Jokes Free” application…and you can even be sitting down when using it! This free App provides infinite laughs with just a shake of the iPhone.
Random jokes from every [...]
The “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab” App Needs to Return to the Lab
The current number nine in the “Top Downloaded” free applications list from the App Store is “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab,” and it is the worst thing Apple has ever approved!
Though it may appear harmless, or possibly even potentially entertaining to fans of the rap star, 50 cent, there can be [...]
Get “Boxed In 2” an IMPULSIVE REVIEW
Pick up an iPhone and get “Boxed In 2” for just $.99. The full version of the “Boxed In” sequel is packed to the gills with 50 more levels of box-moving madness!
Soon to be a #1 seller in Apple’s App Store, “Boxed In 2” is an amazing array of everyone’s favorite box-moving robot [...]
“Toasty!” To the IMPULSIVE REVIEW
Two mugs of foaming draughts clink! Frothy cold beer spills down arms in celebration, as “Free Fallin’” careens from speaker to speaker in the lively pub. Cheers are passed on and on. But wait…a toast!
The “Toasty!” App for the iPhone is a free program that could not better simplify the spur of [...]
IMPULSIVE REVIEW of Uproarious “AtomicFart” App
Three…Two…One…Splat! The sound of a flagellant time-bomb rips through the air in a crowded subway. Almost instantaneously, the entire throng of New Yorkers inside the car leaps aside. A space of a foot around is left encircling the clever iPhone’s owner.
This is the rendered effect of using the free “AtomicFart” application. [...]
“FML” IMPULSIVE REVIEW of Hilarious App
“Today, I was in the supermarket and I see this little boy…ask if his mom knows where he is. The boy turns around and turns out he was actually a very angry midget. FML.” This was the posting that greeted the user of the “FML” App upon opening it.
The “FML” application is [...]
