IMPULSIVE Review of Awful “Bouncedown” App

IMPULSIVE Review of Awful “Bouncedown” App
The #1 Top Downloaded Free application in the Apple Store is “Bouncedown,” and I wish that this fact had not inspired me to acquire the horrid game for this piece. There could be prejudice here, as the player testing the “Bouncedown” App is absolutely awful at the simple, but clunky game for the iPhone’s touch Read more…

“WHAC-A-MOLE: Whacky Xmas” App Review

“WHAC-A-MOLE:  Whacky Xmas” App Review
As the snow drifts reach five feet standing, the carolers remain horribly out of tune and the line at the post office wraps around the building as if it were a bright green gift box, there are still things about the holiday season meant to cheer people up: “WHAC-A-MOLE!” In the St. Nick of time, Read more…

Adult swim presents the “Amateur Surgeon Christmas Edition” App

Adult swim presents the “Amateur Surgeon Christmas Edition” App
A mid-air collision results in a reindeer being sucked into Dr. Alan Probe’s private jet’s engine, causing a bloody mess at the North Pole! The surgeon’s services are needed to scalpel his way to Santa, or else there will be no Christmas! The ingenious makers at the adult swim games division have come up with Read more…

“Beautiful Boobs” is the 2nd Most Downloaded Free App

“Beautiful Boobs” is the 2nd Most Downloaded Free App
Well they really do have an App for everything on the iPhone! Never mind how I found the “Beautiful Boobs” application, which has become a staple of the Top Ten Free Downloads in the Apple Store, just believe me when I tell you that I found it… Traversing this simple application one finds that there Read more…

Avoid the Car Crash Play With the “Traffic Rush” App

Avoid the Car Crash Play With the “Traffic Rush” App
The trick is that the busy traffic moves at different speeds, and quite like New York drivers, the vehicle drivers in the game are completely inconsiderate toward one another, and will not slow down even if it means running someone off of the road. Read more…

Moo an IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Cows in Space” App

Moo an IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Cows in Space” App
“In a failed galactic operation, the cows of earth have ended up floating around in space!” The “Cows in Space” App is free for a limited time! Somehow the U.S. government has accidentally fired and lost all of the earth’s cows; the source of tasty burgers and filet mignon steaks are all encapsulated in oxygen Read more…

The “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab” App Needs to Return to the Lab

The “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab” App Needs to Return to the Lab
The current number nine in the “Top Downloaded” free applications list from the App Store is “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab,” and it is the worst thing Apple has ever approved! Though it may appear harmless, or possibly even potentially entertaining to fans of the rap star, 50 cent, there can be no Read more…

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of Star Wars “Lightsaber” App

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of Star Wars “Lightsaber” App
“No Luke…I am your father,” said Darth Vader to the distraught and hysterical Luke Skywalker. How did they get to this point? Well with a bloody good, kick-ass Lightsaber battle, of course! Free from the Apple Store is the Star Wars “Lightsaber” application. Boot up the epic program and pick from Darth Vader, the evil Read more…

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “TowerMadness Zero” for iPhone Defense

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “TowerMadness Zero” for iPhone Defense
Fire! Defend! Plant numerous war towers to expel alien invaders trying to abduct your flock of sheep for their twisted experiments. Sound like an alien-shooting-good-time…well it is! “TowerMadness Zero” is a complete version that is free for the iPhone. Immerse the iPhone in a 3-D overhead view of a farm bordered by woods and two Read more…

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Perfect Balance: Lost Trials” App

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Perfect Balance:  Lost Trials” App
Physics geeks this one’s for you! The “Perfect Balance: Lost Trials” Game application for the iPhone involves puzzling situations where shapes must be placed on geometric objects so that they do not fall off of the screen. An engineered gravity is in place, and triangles, circles, squares, and other strange non-symmetrical shapes are picked up Read more…