Adult swim presents the “Amateur Surgeon Christmas Edition” App

Adult swim presents the “Amateur Surgeon Christmas Edition” App
A mid-air collision results in a reindeer being sucked into Dr. Alan Probe’s private jet’s engine, causing a bloody mess at the North Pole! The surgeon’s services are needed to scalpel his way to Santa, or else there will be no Christmas! The ingenious makers at the adult swim games division have come up with Read more…

“Beautiful Boobs” is the 2nd Most Downloaded Free App

“Beautiful Boobs” is the 2nd Most Downloaded Free App
Well they really do have an App for everything on the iPhone! Never mind how I found the “Beautiful Boobs” application, which has become a staple of the Top Ten Free Downloads in the Apple Store, just believe me when I tell you that I found it… Traversing this simple application one finds that there Read more…

Avoid the Car Crash Play With the “Traffic Rush” App

Avoid the Car Crash Play With the “Traffic Rush” App
The trick is that the busy traffic moves at different speeds, and quite like New York drivers, the vehicle drivers in the game are completely inconsiderate toward one another, and will not slow down even if it means running someone off of the road. Read more…

Moo an IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Cows in Space” App

Moo an IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Cows in Space” App
“In a failed galactic operation, the cows of earth have ended up floating around in space!” The “Cows in Space” App is free for a limited time! Somehow the U.S. government has accidentally fired and lost all of the earth’s cows; the source of tasty burgers and filet mignon steaks are all encapsulated in oxygen Read more…

The “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab” App Needs to Return to the Lab

The “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab” App Needs to Return to the Lab
The current number nine in the “Top Downloaded” free applications list from the App Store is “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab,” and it is the worst thing Apple has ever approved! Though it may appear harmless, or possibly even potentially entertaining to fans of the rap star, 50 cent, there can be no Read more…

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of Star Wars “Lightsaber” App

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of Star Wars “Lightsaber” App
“No Luke…I am your father,” said Darth Vader to the distraught and hysterical Luke Skywalker. How did they get to this point? Well with a bloody good, kick-ass Lightsaber battle, of course! Free from the Apple Store is the Star Wars “Lightsaber” application. Boot up the epic program and pick from Darth Vader, the evil Read more…

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “TowerMadness Zero” for iPhone Defense

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “TowerMadness Zero” for iPhone Defense
Fire! Defend! Plant numerous war towers to expel alien invaders trying to abduct your flock of sheep for their twisted experiments. Sound like an alien-shooting-good-time…well it is! “TowerMadness Zero” is a complete version that is free for the iPhone. Immerse the iPhone in a 3-D overhead view of a farm bordered by woods and two Read more…

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Perfect Balance: Lost Trials” App

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Perfect Balance:  Lost Trials” App
Physics geeks this one’s for you! The “Perfect Balance: Lost Trials” Game application for the iPhone involves puzzling situations where shapes must be placed on geometric objects so that they do not fall off of the screen. An engineered gravity is in place, and triangles, circles, squares, and other strange non-symmetrical shapes are picked up Read more…

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “iDropDead FE” App

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “iDropDead FE” App
The “iDropDead FE” application for the iPhone is a game involving the brutal beating, dismembering, breaking and decapitating of cartoon bear rag-dolls. The physics puzzle game appeals to a certain taste, as one must smartly choose which flick of a thumb will send the cartoon bear on a path to shred its body as much Read more…

Get “Boxed In 2” an IMPULSIVE REVIEW

Get “Boxed In 2” an IMPULSIVE REVIEW
Pick up an iPhone and get “Boxed In 2” for just $.99. The full version of the “Boxed In” sequel is packed to the gills with 50 more levels of box-moving madness! Soon to be a #1 seller in Apple’s App Store, “Boxed In 2” is an amazing array of everyone’s favorite box-moving robot at Read more…