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“I went on a date with a guy significantly older than myself. I told him I really liked him because I can have an intelligent conversation with him, unlike most guys my age. He told me he just wanted to get into my pants. FML†The “FML Official†App, by Alkeo, is the only application
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FML Official App Lights Up iPhone FML
Games
Not only is it finally out, but we can also bid farewell to such a poor excuse for an iPhone app. We have a first two hour playthrough down for Mass Effect 2 on ForeverGeek and now that everyone has finally gotten the game unlocked you’ve most likely gone through a number of WTF moments
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Live the Hype: Mass Effect 2 Wallpapers
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Have you ever been witness to a friend finally achieving a victory in a game, and you wanted to give them something better than applause? Have you ever witnessed a loved one make a complete ass of themselves in a silent room, and you wanted to loudly play the “Mario Dies†sound from the first
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Super iMario Sounds App on the iPhone
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Compete with players all over the world and see your score posted on the “Ahmmm Oh Yeah†App’s billboard! This is too funny! This game looks remarkably like the graphical masterpieces of the “Grand Theft Auto†series in both the realistic design of cars and cityscapes, and the sounds of engines roaring by. The “Ahmmm
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Ahmmm Oh Yeah Game Hits iPhone
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Stranded behind enemy lines the player must hold off the swarming attacks of the Huggable Bears’ battalions! The cute pink devils look to hug Oliver, the player/Teddy Bear, to death. The “Battle Bears†game is on sale for 99 cents, for the holidays, and a free version is also available to start repelling the menacing
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Battle Bears – Get into iPhone’s Bear Wars Game
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The #1 Top Downloaded Free application in the Apple Store is “Bouncedown,†and I wish that this fact had not inspired me to acquire the horrid game for this piece. There could be prejudice here, as the player testing the “Bouncedown†App is absolutely awful at the simple, but clunky game for the iPhone’s touch
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IMPULSIVE Review of Awful “Bouncedown†App
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As the snow drifts reach five feet standing, the carolers remain horribly out of tune and the line at the post office wraps around the building as if it were a bright green gift box, there are still things about the holiday season meant to cheer people up: “WHAC-A-MOLE!†In the St. Nick of time,
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“WHAC-A-MOLE: Whacky Xmas†App Review
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A mid-air collision results in a reindeer being sucked into Dr. Alan Probe’s private jet’s engine, causing a bloody mess at the North Pole! The surgeon’s services are needed to scalpel his way to Santa, or else there will be no Christmas! The ingenious makers at the adult swim games division have come up with
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Adult swim presents the “Amateur Surgeon Christmas Edition†App
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Well they really do have an App for everything on the iPhone! Never mind how I found the “Beautiful Boobs†application, which has become a staple of the Top Ten Free Downloads in the Apple Store, just believe me when I tell you that I found it… Traversing this simple application one finds that there
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“Beautiful Boobs†is the 2nd Most Downloaded Free App
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The trick is that the busy traffic moves at different speeds, and quite like New York drivers, the vehicle drivers in the game are completely inconsiderate toward one another, and will not slow down even if it means running someone off of the road.
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Avoid the Car Crash Play With the “Traffic Rush†App
Set personal goals and track your progress, and watch others do the same. Free
