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A mid-air collision results in a reindeer being sucked into Dr. Alan Probe’s private jet’s engine, causing a bloody mess at the North Pole! The surgeon’s services are needed to scalpel his way to Santa, or else there will be no Christmas! The ingenious makers at the adult swim games division have come up with
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Adult swim presents the “Amateur Surgeon Christmas Edition†App
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Well they really do have an App for everything on the iPhone! Never mind how I found the “Beautiful Boobs†application, which has become a staple of the Top Ten Free Downloads in the Apple Store, just believe me when I tell you that I found it… Traversing this simple application one finds that there
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“Beautiful Boobs†is the 2nd Most Downloaded Free App
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The trick is that the busy traffic moves at different speeds, and quite like New York drivers, the vehicle drivers in the game are completely inconsiderate toward one another, and will not slow down even if it means running someone off of the road.
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Avoid the Car Crash Play With the “Traffic Rush†App
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Let’s hypothetically say that the subway is a dank underground dungeon housing miles of impregnable track that one must follow amidst confusing labyrinths, which lie beneath the concrete castles of New York City, in order to get anywhere. Well that’s New York, and its useful, necessary and intricate underground train system, the subway, is a
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“KickMap†App Makes the New York City Subway Trains Catchable
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Are you sick and tired of TextEdit? If you’re like me and have a thing for criticizing word processors between organizing your iTunes playlist and editing iMovie videos, you’d probably feel a dip in your productivity groove when trying to run Microsoft Word. Compared to TextEdit, MS Word is a hassle to run as it
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Bean: Somewhere between TextEdit and Microsoft Word
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A few weeks back, I wrote about trying out the new Magic Mouse at the local Apple Store, and how I would’ve bought one on the spot had they been available. Well this past Black Friday, we wandered into the Apple Store to save $5 on the peripheral, and were in and out in 5
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Magic Mouse: An Updated Review
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“In a failed galactic operation, the cows of earth have ended up floating around in space!†The “Cows in Space†App is free for a limited time! Somehow the U.S. government has accidentally fired and lost all of the earth’s cows; the source of tasty burgers and filet mignon steaks are all encapsulated in oxygen
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Moo an IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Cows in Space†App
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The current number nine in the “Top Downloaded†free applications list from the App Store is “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab,†and it is the worst thing Apple has ever approved! Though it may appear harmless, or possibly even potentially entertaining to fans of the rap star, 50 cent, there can be no
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The “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab†App Needs to Return to the Lab
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There are a few apps out there that many people consider to be standards for Macs. Quicksilver, Secrets and Growl come to mind, but up until recently, one of them that I was resisting was TextExpander, and mostly because it wasn’t free. But I was working on an article today, and realized that I had
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TextExpander
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“No Luke…I am your father,†said Darth Vader to the distraught and hysterical Luke Skywalker. How did they get to this point? Well with a bloody good, kick-ass Lightsaber battle, of course! Free from the Apple Store is the Star Wars “Lightsaber†application. Boot up the epic program and pick from Darth Vader, the evil
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IMPULSIVE REVIEW of Star Wars “Lightsaber†App
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