Find Anything with “bing” the App? An IMPULSIVE Review

Find Anything with “bing” the App?  An IMPULSIVE Review
Just say, “New York City,” and a “Google Maps” look-a-like map with directions will show up on the iPhone screen. The “bing” App is a free organized information provider, from Microsoft, with a fun voice feature. For the Long Island bagel connoisseurs out there simply say, “bagels.” All of the local bagel shops, that are Read more…

“Beautiful Boobs” is the 2nd Most Downloaded Free App

“Beautiful Boobs” is the 2nd Most Downloaded Free App
Well they really do have an App for everything on the iPhone! Never mind how I found the “Beautiful Boobs” application, which has become a staple of the Top Ten Free Downloads in the Apple Store, just believe me when I tell you that I found it… Traversing this simple application one finds that there Read more…

Avoid the Car Crash Play With the “Traffic Rush” App

Avoid the Car Crash Play With the “Traffic Rush” App
The trick is that the busy traffic moves at different speeds, and quite like New York drivers, the vehicle drivers in the game are completely inconsiderate toward one another, and will not slow down even if it means running someone off of the road. Read more…

“KickMap” App Makes the New York City Subway Trains Catchable

“KickMap” App Makes the New York City Subway Trains Catchable
Let’s hypothetically say that the subway is a dank underground dungeon housing miles of impregnable track that one must follow amidst confusing labyrinths, which lie beneath the concrete castles of New York City, in order to get anywhere. Well that’s New York, and its useful, necessary and intricate underground train system, the subway, is a Read more…

Moo an IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Cows in Space” App

Moo an IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Cows in Space” App
“In a failed galactic operation, the cows of earth have ended up floating around in space!” The “Cows in Space” App is free for a limited time! Somehow the U.S. government has accidentally fired and lost all of the earth’s cows; the source of tasty burgers and filet mignon steaks are all encapsulated in oxygen Read more…

The “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab” App Needs to Return to the Lab

The “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab” App Needs to Return to the Lab
The current number nine in the “Top Downloaded” free applications list from the App Store is “50 cent ‘Baby By Me’ sound lab,” and it is the worst thing Apple has ever approved! Though it may appear harmless, or possibly even potentially entertaining to fans of the rap star, 50 cent, there can be no Read more…

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of Star Wars “Lightsaber” App

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of Star Wars “Lightsaber” App
“No Luke…I am your father,” said Darth Vader to the distraught and hysterical Luke Skywalker. How did they get to this point? Well with a bloody good, kick-ass Lightsaber battle, of course! Free from the Apple Store is the Star Wars “Lightsaber” application. Boot up the epic program and pick from Darth Vader, the evil Read more…

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Seafood Watch” Application

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “Seafood Watch” Application
“I’ll have the…no that fish is poisonous…wait that one is endangered,” said the knowledgeable seafood customer. The waiter was most impressed with the respectful way in which the seafood connoisseur conducted business, and the result was that the customer enjoyed the succulent Caribbean spiny lobster, that had been flown in from Florida. If seafood is Read more…

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “TowerMadness Zero” for iPhone Defense

IMPULSIVE REVIEW of “TowerMadness Zero” for iPhone Defense
Fire! Defend! Plant numerous war towers to expel alien invaders trying to abduct your flock of sheep for their twisted experiments. Sound like an alien-shooting-good-time…well it is! “TowerMadness Zero” is a complete version that is free for the iPhone. Immerse the iPhone in a 3-D overhead view of a farm bordered by woods and two Read more…

Sonos “ZonePlayer S5” IMPULSIVE REVIEW

Sonos “ZonePlayer S5” IMPULSIVE REVIEW
The revolutionary sound system has arrived! It has a name, it has a subwoofer, it has tweeters, it has wireless-integrated technology, it has superior sound, it has pure qualitative quality: it is the Sonos “ZonePlayer S5” music system. In an age that has adopted digital music, the Sonos “ZonePlayer S5” cannot be overlooked, or go Read more…