People of Apple Stores

Kokou Adzo

Kokou Adzo

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That blog “People of Walmart” never fails to entertain. So it got me wondering about the “People of Apple Stores.” Are they just as entertaining? Judge for yourself. (Mildly NSFW.)

Being this adorable is not fair to all the other Apple Store kids.

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Board shorts? Check. Wife beater? Check. Thick gold chain? Check. Tiny little dog shaped like a bat? Check.

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Apparently this guy is a Brazilian model. (Dude. Your cleavage is showing.)

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See? Apple Store shoppers are just like everybody else.

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However, Apple Store shoppers ARE pretentious. Case in point: dog dressed like a human. (You wouldn’t believe how many pictures I found of dressed-up pets.)

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I want to believe they’re just being silly for the camera, but those belts say otherwise.

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I wasn’t going to include employees. Just customers. Then I saw this.

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Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce… The luckiest girl in the world!

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Gangnam style?

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Are there people in this picture? I can’t see anything but the hair.

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Police said that this was taken six minutes before he “offed” the Apple Genius that made the Mafia joke.

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Times are really bad when a Recession reaches the North Pole.

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Kinda rude of Homer to stand right in front of that guy.

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Clever. (This was from the iPhone 5 launch.)

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Onesie PJs. Yyyyyep.

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When Jessie waited overnight for her iPhone 5, Woody was pissed that she didn’t save him a spot in line.

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That’s all the endorsement I need.

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There’s really nothing I can add to this.

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I really, really hope this is an employee. And that this happened after hours.

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The sad thing is, even now he doesn’t regret this.

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The Louvre bores her. And so do you.

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GRL, Y U MAD?

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Magic hat? Or duct tape on his head?

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Jewish pride.

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The employees are just humoring him until security arrives.

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Trivial Apple Fact #3,112: The Washington, DC store has a reflective ceiling.

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Ninjas do not smile. Even ones with a kicky pink tie.

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“Why is that man on the floor, Mommy?” “He thinks he’s planking, sweetie. Be nice and show him how it’s done.”

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Girlfriend’s getting one of each. Because she like, totally can.

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The last time I went in an Apple Store, I also wore long john bottoms and a sleeveless T. Wait, no I didn’t. Because I’m not a superhero.

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Nice to see that that homeless Santa from earlier found work.

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Don’t let on. She thinks this iPhone’s a frog.

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Vader was very excited when MacBooks became standard equipment for all Imperial executives.

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Yep, that’s Apple CEO Tim Cook. I love how the woman in front of him is not only oblivious, she’s annoyed.

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See? People of Walmart shop at Apple Stores, too.

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