Philosoraptor App is a Dino Guru for the iPhone

Philosoraptor App is a Dino Guru for the iPhone
“If rhino horn is an aphrodisiac, how come rhinos are nearly extinct?” “If a cow laughed, would milk come out of its nose?” These are just two insights posted by the famous Philosoraptor. Take the infamous star of the “Jurassic Park” movie trilogy and provide her with the microphone as the “Philosoraptor” App for the Read more…

Oops, I Was Wrong. Turns Out, AT&T is Awesome.

Oops, I Was Wrong. Turns Out, AT&T is Awesome.
A few months back, PC World did a test on 3G performance in the real world, and shockingly, AT&T didn’t do so well. With all of the hub-bub about AT&T improving their network, PC World decided to do the test again, and guess what? It’s better. Turns out, a LOT better. From the article: After Read more…

Don’t Worry, They’re Here to Save the Apps: Wholesale Applications Community Formed

Don't Worry, They're Here to Save the Apps: Wholesale Applications Community Formed
I’m a firm believer in competition. It makes companies innovate, it pushes new ideas, and it gets things done. But sometimes, the competition does things that are so stupid that it defies belief. CNN is reporting the following: AT&T, Sprint, Verizon and 24 other companies have formed what they’re calling the Wholesale Applications Community, they Read more…

Phil Schiller: SI & Playboy are Good, Everything Else, Not So Much

Phil Schiller: SI & Playboy are Good, Everything Else, Not So Much
I’m not a prude. In fact, I’m a pretty typical heterosexual guy who likes women in all different manners of dress. Of course, I’m not everybody, which brings me to a story. I know a family of people who are super nice and have very well adjusted children, who are 11 and 9 or so Read more…

Sentinel Mars Defense is now FREE!

Sentinel Mars Defense is now FREE!
For the entire month of February, Sentinel: Mars Defense is free. If you’re knee deep into Plants vs Zombies, or any sort of tower defense game, Sentinel is definitely something you’ll appreciate. Given that you’re pegged to survive a series of 60 alien rushes armed to destroy your Mars gate, you’ll have an array of Read more…

Hot New Wedding Venue: The Apple Store?

Hot New Wedding Venue: The Apple Store?
Have you heard about the couple who got married at the Apple Store? New Yorkers Joshua Li and Ya Ting Li decided to tie the knot at the (admittedly gorgeous) Fifth Avenue Store: The vows took place one minute into Valentine’s Day, and included a minister dressed similarly to Steve Jobs. The rings were presented Read more…

Filed Under Funny: Cracked Magazine’s 5 Reasons You Should be Scared of Apple

Filed Under Funny: Cracked Magazine's 5 Reasons You Should be Scared of Apple
I did a little bit of stand-up about 5 years ago. For a year or so, I did some local gigs, performed at some horrible bars, and never got paid for a bit of it. I had a bunch of fun, but I decided I’d rather be snarky in print or online instead. Cracked has Read more…

I See You: FBI Investigating Schools Using iSight to Spy on Students

I See You: FBI Investigating Schools Using iSight to Spy on Students
The Lower Merion School District in Pennsylvania is in for some deep trouble according to a lawsuit filed in U.S. District Court. Apparently, they’ve been using the built-in iSight cameras on the student-issued MacBooks to spy on students and see what they’re up to. Of course, they claim that they only turn on the cameras Read more…

Going to George Fox University? Pick an iPad or MacBook

Going to George Fox University? Pick an iPad or MacBook
Man, I’m old. When I went to college, I had a laptop. It was nice, and pretty, and never went to my classroom because I figured that everyone would think I was a tool for using a laptop in class. Turns out, that’s not the case today. In fact, laptops are encouraged in many lectures, Read more…

iLust allows you to practice party ogling

iLust allows you to practice party ogling
The creators of iLust put you in a rather real-life situation. You’re at a party and a hot girl sits right next to you. From your peripheral vision you try to steal glances but you can’t help it — you have to tilt your head to admire the full pulchritude of this feminine specimen. There’s Read more…